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[likeavierge]

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Jeanne d'Arc
Dominant
the up | 054 | apt. #1

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misfire image ; un: whipitgood (NSFW link!)

[stoneup]

[Attachment: imeanobviously.png

He'll just die later...]

he looks suitably frightened 1/?

[likeavierge]

[when she's done shrieking loud enough to wake up the entire city block—]

2/3

[likeavierge]

[she's able to consider what to do. this isn't like those scam accounts that fake being a real person to get you to pay for phone sex, right? right?]

text | un: jehanne 3/3

[likeavierge]

[well, whoever it is,]

I have no need to see a photo of your [uh] your [she can't type erect penis] that! What's wrong with you?!

[stoneup]

Why is it always the picture of my dick that gets sent to people

Why not the picture of that dog I saw

[likeavierge]

It's completely inappropriate to take a photograph like that!

[don't get her wrong, normally she is more accepting of people's kinks, but right now she's in angry saint mode.]

[stoneup]

...is that really the worst thing you've seen here?

Really?

[likeavierge]

[is it rude manners to tell a guy he's definitely the hairiest naked man she's seen here...............]

Of course not. But that's besides the point.

[stoneup]

well, like i said.

it wasn't meant for you, so it's probably best to just delete it and get on with your life.

1/2

[likeavierge]

O

Of course! Yes! I was going to do that!

2/2

[likeavierge]

I apologize.

[stoneup]

...

...if you don't want to delete it, that's fine too. but you're giving mixed signals, here.

[likeavierge]

[oh my god.]

I didn't mean that I wanted to keep it?!

[stoneup]

well, let me know what you mean when you figure it out.

[likeavierge]

I was going to delete it. But... it's awkward if you preempt me saying that.

[stoneup]

why's that, exactly? if you were going to do it anyway.

[likeavierge]

Really? Are you serious?

It gives the impression I wasn't thinking about it until you said something! That's not something I want to convey. [even to a guy who sends her hairy dicks] It would be unspeakable for me to keep a photo like that against your will!

[stoneup]

...i mean, if you liked it, you could keep it. don't think i'd want someone to think i just sent them a dick out of nowhere either, without any goading or -- reason.

[Sending Isaac a dick had been different okay, that had been -- him being a rude asshole.]

1/2

[likeavierge]

["if you liked it, you could keep it."

...

h-how... how is she going to deal with this?]

2/2

[likeavierge]

You know, I think I may have misunderstood from the very beginning. It's clear... someone or something has hacked into your device, or at the least it was an honest mistake.

You have just as much of a reason to be upset about this as I do.

[stoneup]

so long as i'm not going to get sought out for being a pervert sending his dick to strange women, there are worse things to happen.

[Excuse you, Jeanne, he's not ashamed of his cock.]

[likeavierge]

[well, that's fine, love your body and all that. look, she's ashamed of her naked body so she has a lot of issues to work through...

what makes her "strange", though??]

That makes it sound like you've experienced worse. If you did anything that needed to be dealt with, I assure you I would do it myself.

[so he's not gonna be chased through the streets... by her buff male friends or something...]

[stoneup]

[Look, anyone who isn't someone he knows is potentially strange.

He hasn't done anything!]

ah...well. good to know.

[likeavierge]

[he hasn’t!]

... Not that I’m threatening you.

[stoneup]

could've fooled me.