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Jeanne d'Arc
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the up | 054 | apt. #1

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[likeavierge]

You're missing out.

[stoneup]

ended up with other priorities, alas.

[likeavierge]

[priorities like photographing his dick]

Well, I would enjoy going to a French cafe. It will remind me of my home country.

[stoneup]

[Ah, so more interesting information about her.]

and when are we going?

[likeavierge]

I thought I told you I wasn’t good with things like that... Usually I’m in the Down helping out with charities, so any time should be possible.

[stoneup]

[LOOK, he thought she might have a job or a life or anything, SORRY.]

then i suppose i'll just ... drop by and ask for the French lady.

[likeavierge]

[working for the charities is her job? jeez, trevor. but, yeah, she doesn't have much of a life...]

You can't just drop by if I don't tell you the name of where I'll be.

[is he stupid...]

[stoneup]

[Yes, he's dumb.]

i figured i'd just ask around.

[See? Dumb.]

[likeavierge]

[ah, well. consider that matter solved.]

I don't know how small you think the Down is...

I'm Jeanne. At least say that, when you're asking.

[stoneup]

Jeanne.

i'm Trevor. Trevor Belmont.

and i admit, i don't frequent the Down all that much.

[likeavierge]

[does she say "it's nice to meet you" or "the pleasure is all mine"? somehow, normal greetings don't seem right when a picture of his dick is involved with the conversation.]

Yes, Jeanne d'Arc.

[she doesn't like adding on that part, but figures it's the polite thing to do.]

The Down is even larger than the Up, Trevor Belmont. I should give you the address. Here.

[she sends over a photo of the headquarters for a charity organization's branch in the down—the sign has the address lettered on it. it's worn-down, dismal, and has seen better days, but there are fresh, colorful flowers planted beside the building.]

[stoneup]

[Since she's giving him the address, he guesses he can take it. It will probably make things easier, and this way he doesn't have to admit to being an idiot. Perfect.

Except then she gives her name and --]

fuck

[He sent a picture of his cock to a French war hero. He just sent a picture of his cock to a martyr.]

fuck!

[likeavierge]

[he did.]

What? What is it?

[stoneup]

it's just --

never mind.

[Good thing he doesn't believe in hell!]

[likeavierge]

You can say it...

[stoneup]

i didn't realize.

who you were.

[likeavierge]

[oh, christ.]

I was worried about that. Please, pay it no mind.

[stoneup]

mm. all the better to be meeting a war hero.

[He doesn't care much about the religious aspect.]

[likeavierge]

Don't think of me as anyone special.

[stoneup]

i'll ... try.

[likeavierge]

I’m just a woman from France, exactly like you said.

[stoneup]

as you say.

[At least he'd already been planning on paying for her coffee...]

[likeavierge]

[good boy.]

It would help me if you didn't make this any more awkward than it needs to be...

[stoneup]

i'll try my best. awkward's a little like my middle name.

[likeavierge]

I have to admit I can be a little awkward, myself.